The McDoctor will see you now

Submitted without comment [via Charles Pierce h/t BJ]:

Saturday night saw a genuinely strange spectacle in Houston. Herman Cain … took the stage with Newt Gingrich … for what was billed as a “Lincoln-Douglas” style debate.

Onstage Saturday, Gingrich seized the opportunity to show off his mastery of policy matters. He spoke with ease about the intricacies of health policy, saying the nation’s health system should be less bureaucratic and more consumer-friendly.
“Think about going to McDonald’s,” Gingrich said. “We have no national hearings on fraud at McDonald’s. You show up and say, ‘I’d like a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.’ You give them money. They are happy. You are happy. If you open up your bag and there‚Äôs no Quarter Pounder with Cheese, you are unhappy.”

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PACing It In

Sarah PAC June 30, 2011*.

SP June 2011 filing

Some numbers from the PAC’s December 30, 2010 filing*:

Total Receipts: $5,685,213
Individual Contributions: $5,639,060
Total Disbursements: $4,356,458
Contributions To Other Committees: $509,000

Unless it changes its filing schedule to monthly, Sarah PAC will file again in December 2011. At which point we’ll get an idea of how many of the faithful fell for the Quitessential Governor’s Dance of the 700,000 Veils this summer.

Me, I say the One Nation Under Youbetcha tour bus gets cut up to make relics for various $arah $hrines around the country before mid-2012.

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You can’t grope the children of the rEVOLution

So. This happened [via IBD]:

I'm in ur face. Gettin' up in ur grill.

During a commercial break, Perry walked up to Paul’s podium, physically grabbed Paul’s wrist, and pointed at Paul’s face with his other hand.

I’m not sure how much attention this will get as we are well into the now annual Ritual of Dead Gawking, AKA The anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. However, the bobbleheads eat up this sort of thing with a spoon and lick the plate after.

For now I’ll just note that Gov. Good Hair is such a huge dick that he can’t make it through a debate without turning into Gov. Grabby Hands.

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Life’s Little Perfections

From the recently and tragically defunct Family Circus of Values comes this wee bit o’ perfect titled The Impossible:Yay! Feisty Snarkologist is Still Feisty.

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More stuff I’m too lazy to drag over from The Roast

Texas Judge Outlaws Male Teachers, Little League Coaches, Troop Leaders …

Ron Paul Reminds the Public: Gibbertarians are Worthless Fuckstains.

In other news, right this very second I am listening to this. Loud. Louder!

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Blood Curdling Image from The Irenapocalypso!

Glad that’s over. I took a stroll around 8 this morning and didn’t see any damage of note. My main objective was to see how one of the creeks was doing after 13 hours of rain. Answer: Bloated.

Paint Branch @ 8.30 28 8 11

This body of water is usually 60% pebbly sand bars and in many places you can cross without getting your tootsies wet. Today, not so much. I estimate it is about 5′ above its usual level.

So, foolish me, I thought all was calm. However, when the power was restored I found a so-called friend (Hah!) had captured this horrific image and unleashed on the simps foolish enough to give her their email addresses. Look on if you dare…

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Dear WordPress

I already changed my password as per your instructions. Perhaps work a bit of Computer Majik so I don’t get that message every time I log in?

In other news, Qaddafi may be spending a lot more time with his family, soon.

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