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Blood Curdling Image from The Irenapocalypso!

Glad that’s over. I took a stroll around 8 this morning and didn’t see any damage of note. My main objective was to see how one of the creeks was doing after 13 hours of rain. Answer: Bloated.

Paint Branch @ 8.30 28 8 11

This body of water is usually 60% pebbly sand bars and in many places you can cross without getting your tootsies wet. Today, not so much. I estimate it is about 5′ above its usual level.

So, foolish me, I thought all was calm. However, when the power was restored I found a so-called friend (Hah!) had captured this horrific image and unleashed on the simps foolish enough to give her their email addresses. Look on if you dare…

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Dear WordPress

I already changed my password as per your instructions. Perhaps work a bit of Computer Majik so I don’t get that message every time I log in?

In other news, Qaddafi may be spending a lot more time with his family, soon.

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Too Lazy

To drag.

This post.

Over here.

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Hot in the City

Ustabe, I wanted to hibernate during the coldest part of winter. Now the heat has put me in a stupor that only a 2 hour post-work nap will alleviate.

Soon I’ll either have to move to a more temperate region or hire someone to turn me every so often so I don’t get bedsores.

Or perhaps I’m just old. But speaking of hot, they’ve gone crazy from the heat in Quartzsite, AZ:

The far western Arizona town of Quartzsite was in disarray Monday after the town council ousted the mayor from power and declared a state of emergency, all over an online video that shows a woman being arrested.

Mayor Ed Foster told The Associated Press on Monday that the town council held a last-minute meeting that was closed to the public Sunday night, declaring a state of emergency in the 3,600-person town just east of the California city of Blythe.

The council’s declaration put police Chief Jeff Gilbert in charge, making Foster the “deputy chief executive of nothing right now,” he said. It also allows the five-member council to meet without public notice and suspend all public comment at the meetings until they declare the state of emergency over.

Or this is a premature launch of the GOP’s plans for bringing back ReaLAMErica (as envisioned by Queen Sarah I).

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We gotta get out of this place

If you want a vision of Las Vegas, imagine a thousand ancient whores faking orgasms.

Forever.

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Still too lazy to poli-blog

A random thing: Finally forked over $36 for Pandora One. Pandora without the commercials and some other perks. Luv. It.

Another random thing: Finally found a place that teaches martial arts that is convenient in terms of location and class schedule. But they won’t tell me how much the classes cost. So I will continue to administer hastily improvised, untrained beat downs.

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Blasphemy

Internet service at home for the first time in several days.

You know, after the first two days I didn’t miss it at all.

Although apparently I need a few hours at the computer each night in order to sleep past 5 fucking a.m.

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