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PACing It In

Sarah PAC June 30, 2011*.

SP June 2011 filing

Some numbers from the PAC’s December 30, 2010 filing*:

Total Receipts: $5,685,213
Individual Contributions: $5,639,060
Total Disbursements: $4,356,458
Contributions To Other Committees: $509,000

Unless it changes its filing schedule to monthly, Sarah PAC will file again in December 2011. At which point we’ll get an idea of how many of the faithful fell for the Quitessential Governor’s Dance of the 700,000 Veils this summer.

Me, I say the One Nation Under Youbetcha tour bus gets cut up to make relics for various $arah $hrines around the country before mid-2012.

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Wake me up for the hot guy takes a shower scene

Balloon Juice had a post about the Terra Vivos D-Luxe Hidey Hole on Friday. I find stuff like this fascinating, so I checked the earlier story [via BoingBoing]:

The central theme to all end-of-the-world scenarios is to find shelter underground. The soil of the Earth itself can provide the best shelter for most catastrophes including a pole shift, super volcano eruptions, solar flares, earthquakes, tsunamis, and asteroids, as well as potential for many more manmade devastations such as nuclear bombs, bio terrorism, chemical warfare, and even the return of Planet X (known as Niburu or Nemisis) and the solar disturbances it will cause.

Does it come with a bridge, or perhaps some land in Florida?

People are forking over $50 large for the promise of safety from giant pole shifting radioactive ants from Planet X. Because, as a species, we’re fucking stupid.

But leaving aside all of the other questions one feels compelled to ask the customers, I have to wonder if these people ever watch movies. Even though I’m not a fan of horror movies I know there are only a few ways this could play out.

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