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How to make sure the only black people who vote (R) are two guys named Alan

Shorter Sen. Cockburn (R-Whitesheet):

“The President of the United States is just a another confused n!gger who got where he is thanks to Affirmative Action and welfare. Hyuck!”

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You might be David Frum if …

This photo sends you reeling to the swooning couch [via FrumpForum]:

How DARE they make themselves at home?

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Before the cock crows thrice

Shorter nut picked at the Gates of Vienna Wieners [h/t Bob Stanley]:

No one could have possibly foreseen that Al Qaida would build a neo-con wet dream in their secret lab and unleash him on Norway!

And yeah, I know. Nutpicking is a big no-no. I say when you can’t tell the nuts from the er … tree it’s all fair game. And fuck it, these people are reprehensible.

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American Floaters n’ Sinkers

Shorter American Thinker:*

The filthy liberal Norwegians totally deserved Anders Behring Breivik’s Day Out because they’re such filthy liberal Norwegians.

P.S. AlGore – STILL FAT!

Slightly longer American Thinker if you’re hesitant to gather mangoes:

Liberal Norwegians made the beast with two backs with Fat AlGore and spawned someone who gave their liberal Norwegians asses the beating they deserve. And because Norwegians are such liberal frilly girl panties he’ll be back in two decades with an army of skinheads to give them another well deserved beating.

(Note: Still 99% shorter than the linked Skreeeed.)

Meanwhile, Sadly, No! reports Bargain Basement Boudica is quite anxious to distract us from the number of shout outs Anders Can’t Bear Brevity gives her in his manifesto (at least 13).

Plus, he wasn’t really anti-Muslim because he didn’t hunt down and slaughter a bunch of Muslim children!

And if he’s a right winger who hates Muslims, how does that translate into killing a bunch of political youth party Workers’ Youth League. He could easily have found Muslim children to kill if that had been his intention.

Which would have been totes OK with Pam.

Because she’s a sick fuck.

[xp Rumproast]

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Nobody does it better

It’s hard out there for a LaRouchian. (LaRouchite? LaRouchistani?) It was not so long ago that we relied on them for our R.D.A. of full blown loony arsed gibberish spigots and spouters of conspiracy theories so deranged Mulder and the dudes of The Smoking Gun would perform a brilliant display of synchronized eye rolling disguised as a political party.

Oh, how times have changed.

But that doesn’t mean the LaRoons have lost their fire. They haven’t given up. They haven’t been assimilated into the TeaBorg.

They. Still. Have. Their. Chops.

Only the LaRouchel mind could have produced something that would allow me to write the following shorter.

Please ladies and gentlemen, I must have complete silence for this next trick.

Shorter LaRouche PAC Flyer I Found on the Train: We must remove President Obama from office because he took our spaceships so meteorites can kill everyone! Dead!

Yes! They’ve still got it!

I swear to the Babies Jesus, Mohammed and Guatama:

Ample evidence compiled by LaRouche PAC indicates that Barack Obama’s anti-NASA and anti-science policy is indeed criminal negligence which could potentially result in the extinction of the entire human species, warranting his removal from office under the authority of the 25th Amendment of the Constitution [It’s a special 25th Am. That only they can see -ed].

[…]

This policy is not meant to save money. It is meant to kill people. It is an explicitly anti-human policy, meant to reduce humans to nothing more than another animal confied to the face of the planet, buffeted by unknowable forces [Faaaart! -ed.], ultimately doomed to extinction — like every other animal.

[…]

In face of such potential, coinciding with the potential for terrible disaster, these long-term investments become more clearly a matter of human evolution or extinction. It should be clear from all of this [Provided you have not been following your doctor’s and/or probation officer’s orders -ed.] that Obama must be removed immediately.

It does go on. If time and inclination allow I’ll get my scanner working and load the flyer. Or you can go to their website and find out how to listen in to their live webcast on 19 April.

But in the meantime if you hear about a guy being fatally bitten by a snake that somehow wound up in his sock drawer, you’ll know they got me.

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H8rs’ Recycling Program: Operation Womb with a View

Pop Quiz! Read the following passage, then answer the question.

Child bearing has become something distasteful to many women, an unwanted and painful experience to be avoided rather than embraced.

All of these programs, ideals and ideologies are doing one thing and one thing only – reducing America core TFR to the point of no return. The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (WASP) population in America is headed for extinction and with it our economy, well-being and survival as a uniquely America culture.

The preceding passage was written in:

a) 1894

b) 1960

c) 1981

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What They Do* [Updated]

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless ex-running mate who is duller than a box of hair [via J.M.G.]:

After her speech, Palin sat down for a Q and A session with India Today Editor-in-Chief and Session Chairman Aroon Purie, during which she blamed McCain for losing 2008, among other mildly amusing indications that she is running for President in 2012. When asked why she lost 2008, Palin snapped, “I wasn’t the top of the ticket!”

Mr. Purie didn’t know he was speaking to Shebilly Who Must Be Obeyed. Hilarity Ensued. Also:

Purie asks her what she would do with India in regards to Pakistan. “We can’t go back to that hyphenated days of, no we need to and can work together in working with Pakistan, and we have our issues there, too, and in a sense we do, but we need to work with Pakistan, but that’s one of those issues that we need to work on, as we strengthen our allies, there…”

Bwahahaha! Thanks Sen. McCain!

*For the groove impaired.

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