Category Archives: Misguided Self-justification

Before the cock crows thrice

Shorter nut picked at the Gates of Vienna Wieners [h/t Bob Stanley]:

No one could have possibly foreseen that Al Qaida would build a neo-con wet dream in their secret lab and unleash him on Norway!

And yeah, I know. Nutpicking is a big no-no. I say when you can’t tell the nuts from the er … tree it’s all fair game. And fuck it, these people are reprehensible.

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“You couldn’t spare I 10,000 dollars for a small mansion, could you?”

The only thing better than a cobra on Les Twits is a group of Democrats avec Le Snark:

The impetus for this moment of perfection [via TPM]:

At a town hall meeting in Polk County, Wisconsin earlier this year, Rep. Sean Duffy (R-WhIny) was asked whether he’d vote to cut his $174,000 annual salary. Duffy sort of hedged, and went on to talk about how $174,000 really isn’t that much for his family of seven to live on.

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“I can guarantee you, or most of you, I guarantee that I have more debt than all of you. With 6 kids, I still pay off my student loans. I still pay my mortgage. I drive a used minivan. If you think I’m living high on the hog, I’ve got one paycheck. So I struggle to meet my bills right now. Would it be easier for me if I get more paychecks? Maybe, but at this point I’m not living high on the hog.”

Part of Duffy’s measly little paycheck goes to pay for a 2-bedroom vacation house. Because, you know,  a second house is absolutely essential to Life, Liberty and the Purfuit of Juftice.

Also via TPM, WiGOP tried to pull the video because … um … his speech was a special secret just for people who were at the meeting they’re a bunch of hellbound pieces of shit.

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It’s getting so you need a scorecard to tell the Jihadists from the Teahadists

ReaLAMErican Mike pHuckabee knows what’s best for America. And what’s best for America involves members of the Jesus Jihad forcing you to listen to some other lying hack [via Alternet]:

“I almost wish that there would be, like, a simultaneous telecast, and all Americans would be forced–forced at gunpoint no less–to listen to every David Barton message, and I think our country would be better for it. I wish it’d happen.”

David Barton is the leading promoter of a brand of falsified American history altered to support the claim that America was founded as a Christian, rather than a secular, nation.

Um. Yeah.

Why the hell does anyone worry about foreign religious extremists? Our domestic brand is festering quite nicely.

Video courtesy of People for the American Way’s Kyle Mantyla, who captured the footage before those remarks were cut from the recording.

May he have the pleasure of hearing pHuckabee snarl “I would have gotten away with it; if it weren’t for that meddling kid!”

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Army backs soldiers who resisted aural assault

Apparently a staff sergeant didn’t get the memo about Christian “Rock.” The only time it should be used by the military is to flush the enemy out of hiding [via AssPress]:

A staff sergeant erred when he banished dozens of soldiers to their barracks and ordered them to clean up after they refused to attend a Christian concert on a Virginia Army base last year, an investigation concluded.

Two soldiers who were punished told the AP they felt pressured to attend a performance by the Christian rock group BarlowGirl, as part of what was billed as the “Commanding General’s Spiritual Fitness Concerts.”

The soldiers said the staff sergeant told 200 men in their barracks they could either attend or remain confined there. They were told to not use their cell phones or personal computers and to clean up their living area.

The company commander apologized the next day. However, the investigation found the sergeant acted without any “malicious intent.”

Oh no, he just wanted them to drive them insane with crap music and violate their religious freedoms.

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600 rabbis walk into a bar

Glenn Beck is on the TV, eating chalk, dry-humping his blackboard and flapping his face hole about the Holocaust.

The rabbis say to the bartender: “Could you to turn that crap down? It’s hard to enjoy a drink with the Human Bubo taking a dump all over history.”

Joel Cheatwood and Roger Ailes stop molesting rats behind the bar and scream “It’s a liberal Jewish plot by liberal über-Jew George Soros!”

The End.

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