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PACing It In

Sarah PAC June 30, 2011*.

SP June 2011 filing

Some numbers from the PAC’s December 30, 2010 filing*:

Total Receipts: $5,685,213
Individual Contributions: $5,639,060
Total Disbursements: $4,356,458
Contributions To Other Committees: $509,000

Unless it changes its filing schedule to monthly, Sarah PAC will file again in December 2011. At which point we’ll get an idea of how many of the faithful fell for the Quitessential Governor’s Dance of the 700,000 Veils this summer.

Me, I say the One Nation Under Youbetcha tour bus gets cut up to make relics for various $arah $hrines around the country before mid-2012.

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What They Do* [Updated]

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless ex-running mate who is duller than a box of hair [via J.M.G.]:

After her speech, Palin sat down for a Q and A session with India Today Editor-in-Chief and Session Chairman Aroon Purie, during which she blamed McCain for losing 2008, among other mildly amusing indications that she is running for President in 2012. When asked why she lost 2008, Palin snapped, “I wasn’t the top of the ticket!”

Mr. Purie didn’t know he was speaking to Shebilly Who Must Be Obeyed. Hilarity Ensued. Also:

Purie asks her what she would do with India in regards to Pakistan. “We can’t go back to that hyphenated days of, no we need to and can work together in working with Pakistan, and we have our issues there, too, and in a sense we do, but we need to work with Pakistan, but that’s one of those issues that we need to work on, as we strengthen our allies, there…”

Bwahahaha! Thanks Sen. McCain!

*For the groove impaired.

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Sarah Palin can see 50 from her front yard!

At Rumproast, ms yafb notes that while we were riveted by the frivolous and unimportant goings on in Egypt, we failed to acknowledge an event that was 10,000 times more important. Sarah Palin – The Most Extraordinary Person in the Entire Universe – turned 47 years old.

To make up for this deplorable lapse in manners, I humbly present this Birthday Blingee to the President of the United States of Facebook.

Happy Birthday Sarah!

Happy  Birthday Sarah!

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Palins attempt to trademark Yet Another Cock-up®

It’s been more than an hour, so it must be time for another Spudnut moment from the Blundah of the Tundrah®:

Palin family attorney Thomas Van Flein registered for a “Sarah Palin” trademark three days after the 2010 midterm elections. A “Bristol Palin” application was filed five days prior to the “Dancing With the Stars” Sept. 20 season premiere.

SPalin™ application.

BPalin™ application.

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The real victims speak out

Sarah Palin & Glenn Beck have been exchanging emails about how mean nasty and scary things have become and how much they love peace and how they just want to buy the world a Coke.

How do I know? Glenn told everyone [via PoliticusUSA]:

“…I said Sarah as you know, peace is always the answer. I know you’re feeling the same heat, if not much more on this. I want you to know you have my support, but please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the republic down.”

Because when Person A places cross-hairs over the name of Person B, and Person B winds up in the hospital with a gunshot wound to the head, it is Person A who is in danger.

And I can’t think of a way to comment on the bring down the republic thing that doesn’t make me sound as fucked up as Geck.

Of course it gets worse:

If things go awry … The truth won’t matter anymore, if it actually starts. One side will kill, and the other side will have to pay back, and before you know it, everyone is killing and not quite sure why anymore.

Question also begged: We’ve got an assassination attempt that left 6 dead and 14 wounded. How much fucking more awry do things have to get to set off the Showdown at Big Sky (A.K.A. “It”)?  Apparently the definition of awry is different for fear-mongering fucks entertaining people who like to be frightened by made up shit, but who have not yet discovered horror movies.

Of course it gets weirder:

All of those in the media and in Washington all with fame, fortune, or any kind of power will be in danger, if God forbid the worst begins.

Second question begged: What is the Famous Rich Powerful person trying to say here?

Perhaps he expects his loyal fans to form a protective cordon around his house when God fails to forbid the beginning of the worst after IT goes awry.

Fat chance Glenn. Not only does your faithful flock expect you to kick in the Overton Window and save the day but this side doesn’t want to co-star in your little Revenge Kill Blood Death fantasy.

Nice attempt to revive that “Skree! Someone Killed a Negro So Negroes Will Kill Us! Better Kill Some Negroes!” vibe. Very retro. You disgusting little man.

Embrace Peace. Or Glenn will shoot you.(screencap via J.M.G.)

Third question begged: Seriously? No one thought to swap the picture of Glenn playing Peek-a-Bang with Glenn doing something else he likes? Having sex with a goat dyed red white and blue, perhaps.

I’d say screw these people, but they’re doing a fine job on their own.

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The Kwitter on the Shitter looking Bitter

Hollywood Life also deftly field dresses the myth of the mighty self sufficient just plain folksy ReaLAMErican gal [h/t YAFB]:

Just to put this is perspective, the Palins could have filled their freezer with ribeye steak at $10.99 a lb. from Alaska’s Mr. Prime Beef, which is based in Anchorage and ships anywhere in the state.


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Love will tear us apart, again

Barbara Bush on the possibility Sarah Palin might run for president*:

“I sat next to her once. Thought she was beautiful. And she’s very happy in Alaska, and I hope she’ll stay there.”

Dan Reheil on Barbara Bush on the possibility Sarah Palin might run for president†:

Barbara Bush Should Shut-Up [sic]

This annoys the hell out of me, because I’m not some rabid Palinista. Crap like this from Barbara Bush leaves one no alternative but to respond to it. What, does she have another son, or a grand kid lined up for the job of President? Reagan handed your husband his, despite some misgivings, and he blew it, Barbara.

Apparently I’m the only person who doesn’t see this as a stinging refutiation of Palin. However, I am a mere DFHH. Carnivorous Conservative Dan is quite irate. And based on his post and the comments that follow, this is further proof GOP hasn’t placed a realRepublican in the White House since 1984. Who am I to argue?

*Dear media types: Asking people about Palin running for president is like asking people what they would do in the event of a manticore invasion. Knock it off.

†Yes, it links to his blog.

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