Sarah Palin & Glenn Beck have been exchanging emails about how mean nasty and scary things have become and how much they love peace and how they just want to buy the world a Coke.
How do I know? Glenn told everyone [via PoliticusUSA]:
“…I said Sarah as you know, peace is always the answer. I know you’re feeling the same heat, if not much more on this. I want you to know you have my support, but please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the republic down.”
Because when Person A places cross-hairs over the name of Person B, and Person B winds up in the hospital with a gunshot wound to the head, it is Person A who is in danger.
And I can’t think of a way to comment on the bring down the republic thing that doesn’t make me sound as fucked up as Geck.
Of course it gets worse:
If things go awry … The truth won’t matter anymore, if it actually starts. One side will kill, and the other side will have to pay back, and before you know it, everyone is killing and not quite sure why anymore.
Question also begged: We’ve got an assassination attempt that left 6 dead and 14 wounded. How much fucking more awry do things have to get to set off the Showdown at Big Sky (A.K.A. “It”)? Apparently the definition of awry is different for fear-mongering fucks entertaining people who like to be frightened by made up shit, but who have not yet discovered horror movies.
Of course it gets weirder:
All of those in the media and in Washington all with fame, fortune, or any kind of power will be in danger, if God forbid the worst begins.
Second question begged: What is the Famous Rich Powerful person trying to say here?
Perhaps he expects his loyal fans to form a protective cordon around his house when God fails to forbid the beginning of the worst after IT goes awry.
Fat chance Glenn. Not only does your faithful flock expect you to kick in the Overton Window and save the day but this side doesn’t want to co-star in your little Revenge Kill Blood Death fantasy.
Nice attempt to revive that “Skree! Someone Killed a Negro So Negroes Will Kill Us! Better Kill Some Negroes!” vibe. Very retro. You disgusting little man.
(screencap via J.M.G.)
Third question begged: Seriously? No one thought to swap the picture of Glenn playing Peek-a-Bang with Glenn doing something else he likes? Having sex with a goat dyed red white and blue, perhaps.
I’d say screw these people, but they’re doing a fine job on their own.