Sarah PAC June 30, 2011*.
Some numbers from the PAC’s December 30, 2010 filing*:
Total Receipts: $5,685,213
Individual Contributions: $5,639,060
Total Disbursements: $4,356,458
Contributions To Other Committees: $509,000
Unless it changes its filing schedule to monthly, Sarah PAC will file again in December 2011. At which point we’ll get an idea of how many of the faithful fell for the Quitessential Governor’s Dance of the 700,000 Veils this summer.
Me, I say the One Nation Under Youbetcha tour bus gets cut up to make relics for various $arah $hrines around the country before mid-2012.
Shorter Sen. Cockburn (R-Whitesheet):
“The President of the United States is just a another confused n!gger who got where he is thanks to Affirmative Action and welfare. Hyuck!”
Shorter American Thinker:*
The filthy liberal Norwegians totally deserved Anders Behring Breivik’s Day Out because they’re such filthy liberal Norwegians.
P.S. AlGore – STILL FAT!
Slightly longer American Thinker if you’re hesitant to gather mangoes:
Liberal Norwegians made the beast with two backs with Fat AlGore and spawned someone who gave their liberal Norwegians asses the beating they deserve. And because Norwegians are such liberal frilly girl panties he’ll be back in two decades with an army of skinheads to give them another well deserved beating.
(Note: Still 99% shorter than the linked Skreeeed.)
Meanwhile, Sadly, No! reports Bargain Basement Boudica is quite anxious to distract us from the number of shout outs Anders Can’t Bear Brevity gives her in his manifesto (at least 13).
Plus, he wasn’t really anti-Muslim because he didn’t hunt down and slaughter a bunch of Muslim children!
And if he’s a right winger who hates Muslims, how does that translate into killing a bunch of political youth party Workers’ Youth League. He could easily have found Muslim children to kill if that had been his intention.
Which would have been totes OK with Pam.
Because she’s a sick fuck.
After the Tea Party Nation warned its followers about the ReaLAMErican/Everyone Else Fecundity Gap, there was a definite feeling that the second well-worn jackboot was heeding gravity’s call.
As it turns out, shoe # 2 took a while to drop because AFA
planaria molester spokesgibberer Bryan Fischer was dry humping it and growling at anyone who tried to take it away [via J.M.G.]:
“Welfare has destroyed the African-American family by telling young black women that husbands and fathers are unnecessary and obsolete. Welfare has subsidized illegitimacy by offering financial rewards to women who have more children out of wedlock. We have incentivized fornication rather than marriage, and it’s no wonder we are now awash in the disastrous social consequences of people who rut like rabbits.”
Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty and other GOPals of the
Ayran’s First American Family Association have loudly denounced Fischer and no longer wish to be associated with the AFA.
And I am Marie of Rumania.
The only thing better than a cobra on Les Twits is a group of Democrats avec Le Snark:
The impetus for this moment of perfection [via TPM]:
At a town hall meeting in Polk County, Wisconsin earlier this year, Rep. Sean Duffy (R-WhIny) was asked whether he’d vote to cut his $174,000 annual salary. Duffy sort of hedged, and went on to talk about how $174,000 really isn’t that much for his family of seven to live on.
“I can guarantee you, or most of you, I guarantee that I have more debt than all of you. With 6 kids, I still pay off my student loans. I still pay my mortgage. I drive a used minivan. If you think I’m living high on the hog, I’ve got one paycheck. So I struggle to meet my bills right now. Would it be easier for me if I get more paychecks? Maybe, but at this point I’m not living high on the hog.”
Part of Duffy’s measly little paycheck goes to pay for a 2-bedroom vacation house. Because, you know, a second house is absolutely essential to Life, Liberty and the Purfuit of Juftice.
Also via TPM, WiGOP tried to pull the video because … um …
his speech was a special secret just for people who were at the meeting they’re a bunch of hellbound pieces of shit.
ReaLAMErican Mike pHuckabee knows what’s best for America. And what’s best for America involves members of the Jesus Jihad forcing you to listen to some other lying hack [via Alternet]:
“I almost wish that there would be, like, a simultaneous telecast, and all Americans would be forced–forced at gunpoint no less–to listen to every David Barton message, and I think our country would be better for it. I wish it’d happen.”
David Barton is the leading promoter of a brand of falsified American history altered to support the claim that America was founded as a Christian, rather than a secular, nation.
Why the hell does anyone worry about foreign religious extremists? Our domestic brand is festering quite nicely.
Video courtesy of People for the American Way’s Kyle Mantyla, who captured the footage before those remarks were cut from the recording.
May he have the pleasure of hearing pHuckabee snarl “I would have gotten away with it; if it weren’t for that meddling kid!”
Breaking [via J.M.G.]:
Former Gov. Bridge to
Nowhere Bottom of the Mississippi is going to run for PotUS.
He even has a new nickname to make him seem hip and also down:
I swear! Fine, see for yourself.
No news yet on whether Palin has stared telling people to call her S-Pan.
*Must credit J.M.G. commenter Tallulah.