How to make sure the only black people who vote (R) are two guys named Alan

Shorter Sen. Cockburn (R-Whitesheet):

“The President of the United States is just a another confused n!gger who got where he is thanks to Affirmative Action and welfare. Hyuck!”

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Too Lazy

To drag.

This post.

Over here.

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You might be David Frum if …

This photo sends you reeling to the swooning couch [via FrumpForum]:

How DARE they make themselves at home?

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Before the cock crows thrice

Shorter nut picked at the Gates of Vienna Wieners [h/t Bob Stanley]:

No one could have possibly foreseen that Al Qaida would build a neo-con wet dream in their secret lab and unleash him on Norway!

And yeah, I know. Nutpicking is a big no-no. I say when you can’t tell the nuts from the er … tree it’s all fair game. And fuck it, these people are reprehensible.

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American Floaters n’ Sinkers

Shorter American Thinker:*

The filthy liberal Norwegians totally deserved Anders Behring Breivik’s Day Out because they’re such filthy liberal Norwegians.

P.S. AlGore – STILL FAT!

Slightly longer American Thinker if you’re hesitant to gather mangoes:

Liberal Norwegians made the beast with two backs with Fat AlGore and spawned someone who gave their liberal Norwegians asses the beating they deserve. And because Norwegians are such liberal frilly girl panties he’ll be back in two decades with an army of skinheads to give them another well deserved beating.

(Note: Still 99% shorter than the linked Skreeeed.)

Meanwhile, Sadly, No! reports Bargain Basement Boudica is quite anxious to distract us from the number of shout outs Anders Can’t Bear Brevity gives her in his manifesto (at least 13).

Plus, he wasn’t really anti-Muslim because he didn’t hunt down and slaughter a bunch of Muslim children!

And if he’s a right winger who hates Muslims, how does that translate into killing a bunch of political youth party Workers’ Youth League. He could easily have found Muslim children to kill if that had been his intention.

Which would have been totes OK with Pam.

Because she’s a sick fuck.

[xp Rumproast]

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President Obama’s homophobic reign of terror continues

I don’t know how much more mental, spiritual and physical abuse I can take from the most conservative president ever. Oblomova brings us today’s example of Obama’s GBLT hatred [via the White House Blog, 19/7/11]:

President Obama is proud to support the Respect for Marriage Act, which is being introduced by Senator Feinstein and Congressman Nadler in the Senate on July 20. This legislation would uphold the principle that the federal government should not deny gay and lesbian couples the same rights and legal protections as straight couples.

The President has long called for a legislative repeal of the so-called Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), which continues to have a real impact on the lives of real people — our families, friends and neighbors.

It’s enough to make you cry out “How long, O Lord. How long?”

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Hot in the City

Ustabe, I wanted to hibernate during the coldest part of winter. Now the heat has put me in a stupor that only a 2 hour post-work nap will alleviate.

Soon I’ll either have to move to a more temperate region or hire someone to turn me every so often so I don’t get bedsores.

Or perhaps I’m just old. But speaking of hot, they’ve gone crazy from the heat in Quartzsite, AZ:

The far western Arizona town of Quartzsite was in disarray Monday after the town council ousted the mayor from power and declared a state of emergency, all over an online video that shows a woman being arrested.

Mayor Ed Foster told The Associated Press on Monday that the town council held a last-minute meeting that was closed to the public Sunday night, declaring a state of emergency in the 3,600-person town just east of the California city of Blythe.

The council’s declaration put police Chief Jeff Gilbert in charge, making Foster the “deputy chief executive of nothing right now,” he said. It also allows the five-member council to meet without public notice and suspend all public comment at the meetings until they declare the state of emergency over.

Or this is a premature launch of the GOP’s plans for bringing back ReaLAMErica (as envisioned by Queen Sarah I).

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