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It’s getting so you need a scorecard to tell the Jihadists from the Teahadists

ReaLAMErican Mike pHuckabee knows what’s best for America. And what’s best for America involves members of the Jesus Jihad forcing you to listen to some other lying hack [via Alternet]:

“I almost wish that there would be, like, a simultaneous telecast, and all Americans would be forced–forced at gunpoint no less–to listen to every David Barton message, and I think our country would be better for it. I wish it’d happen.”

David Barton is the leading promoter of a brand of falsified American history altered to support the claim that America was founded as a Christian, rather than a secular, nation.

Um. Yeah.

Why the hell does anyone worry about foreign religious extremists? Our domestic brand is festering quite nicely.

Video courtesy of People for the American Way’s Kyle Mantyla, who captured the footage before those remarks were cut from the recording.

May he have the pleasure of hearing pHuckabee snarl “I would have gotten away with it; if it weren’t for that meddling kid!”


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Shorter Mike pHuckabee [Update]

I swear to the God Mike claims he believes in that this shorter is 100% accurate.

The destructive effect of Equal Marriage Rights is SO POWERFUL, it sent shockwaves back in time and forced parents to neglect their kids even when simply being attracted to someone of the same gender was a crime and/or a mental illness!

Because heaven forbid we blame straight men for ANYTHING.
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