Before the cock crows thrice

Shorter nut picked at the Gates of Vienna Wieners [h/t Bob Stanley]:

No one could have possibly foreseen that Al Qaida would build a neo-con wet dream in their secret lab and unleash him on Norway!

And yeah, I know. Nutpicking is a big no-no. I say when you can’t tell the nuts from the er … tree it’s all fair game. And fuck it, these people are reprehensible.

In full:

❝Everything about this man is too perfect [Speak for yourself. And get your hands out of your pants -ed]. He’s a Christian, a Conservative, opposes immigration, Islamization, Cultural Marxism. Likes weapons; is said to be a member of the far right, a Mason, a Zionist. He’s blonde, a native Norwegian. In short, he’s ‘one of us [We assume the commenter is also a native Norwegian. -ed].’ And yet, he also knows how to make and detonate remotely a huge fertilizer bomb, and then is happy to kill scores of young people, most of whom are fellow Norwegians, Christians, white just like him. Does any of this make any sense? [Sensible neo-cons would wipe out filthy mud people. Got it.   -ed]

It only does if he was/is a kind of Manchurian Terrorist, an individual picked, indoctrinated, trained and then aimed at Norway. THAT would make sense.

Remember back when everyone was surprised al-Qaeda used airplanes as bombs? [Everyone except the people who specifically warned the Bush Admin. they were plotting to do so, you miserable twat. -ed] We thought they didn’t have it in them. Now we’ve been surprised again. Have they done it a second time?❞

And assuming they were able to do so, would they be able to do it an infinite number of times? Coitainly! Because there’s no way you needle dicked bug fuckers will ever start to look askance at, never mind cast out members of your circle jerk because they shout TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY a bit to enthusiastically when they cum.

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One response to “Before the cock crows thrice

  1. B^4

    It’s amazing how quickly they backpedal when their fantasy comes true- nobody could have predicted that a lone psycho would try to shoot Gabrielle Giffords, or attack the Tides Foundation, or murder Dr. Tiller… do I need to go on?

    Fuckers need to own this guy.