Bryan F. & The Black Rabbit of Inle

Fischer in Inle

After the Tea Party Nation warned its followers about the ReaLAMErican/Everyone Else Fecundity Gap, there was a definite feeling that the second well-worn jackboot was heeding gravity’s call.

As it turns out, shoe # 2 took a while to drop because AFA planaria molester spokesgibberer Bryan Fischer was dry humping it and growling at anyone who tried to take it away [via J.M.G.]:

“Welfare has destroyed the African-American family by telling young black women that husbands and fathers are unnecessary and obsolete. Welfare has subsidized illegitimacy by offering financial rewards to women who have more children out of wedlock. We have incentivized fornication rather than marriage, and it’s no wonder we are now awash in the disastrous social consequences of people who rut like rabbits.”

Newt Gingrich, Tim Pawlenty and other GOPals of the Ayran’s First American Family Association have loudly denounced Fischer and no longer wish to be associated with the AFA.

And I am Marie of Rumania.



Filed under Church of the Poisoned Mind, ReaLAMErican Hero, Republicans and other Perverts

2 responses to “Bryan F. & The Black Rabbit of Inle

  1. B^4

    Just think of it, here I was blaming the nerve endings on my glans for incentivizing fornication.

    And what the hell is BF’s “we” all about? Bryan Fischer has no role in incentiving my fornication… to the contrary, visualizing his mug would no doubt spoil the mood.