ur porn. i don’t haz it.

Dear 9,999,999th person who wound up here because you were searching for:

  • Hot guy takes a shower;
  • hot guy taking a shower;
  • hot guy in the shower;
  • guy[s] taking a shower,
  • donkey guy in the shower (don’t tell me, don’t fucking tell me); or
  • any other iteration of good looking men taking baths (or pretending to for your amusement).

Sorry!

For future reference, skip any site with wordpress.com in the url. WP specifically forbids that sort of thing. Try adding ‘porn’ to your search terms. Or check the image results. Whatever, I really don’t care.

Now go take a shower. A cold one.

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5 responses to “ur porn. i don’t haz it.

  1. B^4

    I came here looking for Cheney/Rumsfeld slashfic.

    • jscottg

      That might be arranged. Once you explain slashfic. Is it like fan fiction with extra blood?

      (Yeah, yeah. Let’s all point and laugh at the out-of-it dork.)

      • Slashfic are stories written by fanboys and fangirls about fictional (usually) same sex couples. Think James Kirk and Spock. Hot, right?

      • jscottg

        Is THAT what people call it now?

        OK. Fine. B^4, place $30,000 in small unmarked bills ^in a bag^ and await instructions or I start writing Cheney/Rumsfeld sex scenes.

    • That made me LOL, as the whippersnappers are wont to say.