If you’re in Dallas … Hell, if you’re in Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana or New Mexico, GO INSIDE and stay away from the windows. According to The National Bureau of Alarming Statistics there’s a 70% chance of an Cheese Head/Terrible Towel riot [via Y!News]:
Angry fans outside a Cowboys Stadium fence chanted “Let us in,” “Jerry sucks,” and “We want seats” while being denied inside access for Super Bowl XLV on Sunday.
The ticketed fans, estimated between 200-400, were denied entry inside the stadium because temporary seating sections to be installed for the game had not been completed. In the meantime, the NFL has moved the fans to the Party Plaza area – the stadium’s standing room only section.
And Mr. Jones, ya’ll might want to keep your head down for a bit.
Editor’s Note: Due to a high level of mehness about the Cheeze-Its and the Towel Boys, this is represents the A and Ω of my SBXLV coverage. I recommend Balloon Juice. Plus, John Cole is about to declare a fatwah on The BEPs and he’s so cute when he gets stroppy.