Agent Ophelia Balls. TSA Agent Ophelia Balls, please report to Gate 69

The TSA doesn’t just want to irradiate your balls. Or so hopes says Loudoun Co. Supervisor Eugene Delgaudio [via WUSA9]:

A widely distributed e-mail written by Delgaudio for the Public Advocate* about TSA, claims the pat downs are part of a “Homosexual Agenda.”

Today airports, tomorrow the wooooorld!

Delgaudio goes on to whine because the TSA doesn’t discriminate against gays and lesbians and then spells out the horrible truth behind TSA pat downs:

“That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.”

Dream the fuck on, shrimp dick.

Thank God for the Potomac. I’m convinced it keeps massive levels of assholery out of D.C. & MD.

*The Public Advocate (not to be confused with The Advocate) is Delgaudio’s side gig. Apparently it involves making shit up to give fReichtards more stuff to get all nervous about. For these vital services he receives $150 large.

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