You’ve always wanted to write like a firebagger, but you didn’t know how to achieve that stunning mix of seething anger, logic-defying rhetoric and mind-boggling incoherence. Well, it’s easy with Bag Libs™*!
Just supply an appropriate word for each item on the following list, and insert them into the handy template after the jump. Then go out and impress your friends, neighbors and relatives with your custom made Firebagger manifesto!
Place Name: _______________________
Plural Noun: _______________________
Mythical Animal: _______________________
Verb that ends in –ing: ______________
Plural Noun: _______________________
Plural Body Part: _______________________
(Note: Bag Libs™ is not responsible for loss of friends, neighbors, relatives, blood or teeth.)
You’ll be showing your support for GLBT kids and you’ll look great doing it.
Even if you get a little carried away.
Or a LOT carried away.
[Fashion photo courtesy of here.]
From the Department of Defense [via Joe. My. God]:
Pending an appeal, the military services have halted discharges under the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” law, DOD officials said today.
“The Department of Defense will of course obey the law, and the e-mail noted that, in the meantime, the department will abide by the terms in the court’s ruling, effective as of the time and date of the ruling,” he said.
Joe’s Tweet of the Day.
I know there’s a long way to go and a lot of things could happen and I’ll be in a bad mood in about 24 hours because all of the shrieking from the fReichtards, but:
WOOO FUCKING HOOOOO!
My Pretty Paladino is one classy bucket of rancid pig swill:
New York Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino has told Orthodox Jewish leaders that he doesn’t want children “brainwashed into thinking that homosexuality” is acceptable.
Paladino made the comments Sunday at a synagogue in New York. He skipped a line from his prepared text that read, “There is nothing to be proud of in being a dysfunctional homosexual.”
Because it would have killed that slimy sack of buzzard puke to skip the homophobic bullshit completely.
Asked whether his comments were appropriate given the attack, Paladino said he does not support violence against gays.
“Don’t misquote me as wanting to hurt homosexual people in any way. That would be a dastardly lie,” he said. “My approach is live and let live.”
Except, it isn’t your approach you fat sweaty fucknugget.
Listen up NYers, don’t make me sell your state to The Utterly Evil Things from Andromeda 7. They’re messy eaters.
Update: Missed this in my first pass through the story –
He added that children who later in life choose to marry people of the opposite sex and raise families would be “much better off and much more successful.”
I guess Carl Palomino figured raising TWO families would make him TWICE as successful.
Balloon Juice had a post about the Terra Vivos D-Luxe Hidey Hole on Friday. I find stuff like this fascinating, so I checked the earlier story [via BoingBoing]:
The central theme to all end-of-the-world scenarios is to find shelter underground. The soil of the Earth itself can provide the best shelter for most catastrophes including a pole shift, super volcano eruptions, solar flares, earthquakes, tsunamis, and asteroids, as well as potential for many more manmade devastations such as nuclear bombs, bio terrorism, chemical warfare, and even the return of Planet X (known as Niburu or Nemisis) and the solar disturbances it will cause.
Does it come with a bridge, or perhaps some land in Florida?
People are forking over $50 large for the promise of safety from giant pole shifting radioactive ants from Planet X. Because, as a species, we’re fucking stupid.
But leaving aside all of the other questions one feels compelled to ask the customers, I have to wonder if these people ever watch movies. Even though I’m not a fan of horror movies I know there are only a few ways this could play out.
Fine. You read it and tell me what the hell she’s trying to say [via AssPress]:
In a recording of the rally … a man is heard asking [Sharron] Angle : “I keep hearing about Muslims wanting to take over the United States [He also keeps hearing a little voice that tells him to steal a pair of his neighbor’s underwear and rub it all over his body. – ed.] … on a TV program just last night, I saw that they are taking over a city in Michigan and the residents of the city, they want them out. [The REAL residents. Not the Muslim invaders pretending to be residents. Duh! – ed.] They want them out. So, I want to hear your thoughts about that.”
“My thoughts are these, [And they are hers. – ed.] first of all, Dearborn, Michigan, and Frankford, Texas [Yoohoo, Texas! This lady says Muslims could take one of your cities and ya’ll wouldn’t put up a fight. – ed.] are on American soil, and under constitutional law. Not Sharia law. [Angle loses 10 points for failing to eruct the standard Constitution/Judeo-Christian Principles line. – ed.] And I don’t know how that happened in the United States,” she said. [A less discerning person might think it hasn’t happened, but not our Sharr! – ed.] “It seems to me there is something fundamentally wrong with allowing a foreign system of law to even take hold in any municipality or government situation in our United States.”