After seeing ReaLAMEricans driven to a frenzy by the combination of brown skin and an Under Armour beanie, it occurred to me it’s going to be a busy week for the leading lice of the fReichtard movement.
They will of course say something about this footage. And if you think it will be “Oh my God, I’m so ashamed that I ever had anything to do with these people,” you have not been paying attention.
So, in the interest of saving time, here are 13 pre-shorters of the shit the fRighties will fling over the next few days.
They are both 100% the product of my imagination and 100% accurate:
1. The fact that this gentleman denied he’s a Muslim when no one asked if he was a Muslim proves he’s a Muslim.
2. Saaay, what’s a brown guy doing in New York City, anyway?
3. It’s a shame the Muslims insist on inciting ReaLAMEricans to attack random brown people who probably don’t deserve it.
4. Once again the Democrat-controlled LameStreamMedia seeks to stifle our rights by not editing out the bits of this tape we don’t want people to see.
5. I didn’t watch the film but based on what a friend told me about it liberals are once again making a big deal about nothing.
6. It’s obvious the one or two people who appear to be misbehaving, and the man they appear to be harassing are all liberal moles.
7. Dear Brown People: We’re angry and upset so you’ll have to stay indoors until we calm down. P.S. We’re not racist.
8. I felt sorry for the man until he used the “F” word, then I hit the swooning couch.
9. What did he expect? He’s brown and wearing a skull cap that looks kind of Muslimy.
10. Check his counter tops!!
11. For all the protesters knew the guy was lying when he said he isn’t Muslim, so it was their duty to go after him.
12. Once upon a time the Democratic party was full of racists so the stuff that happens in this tape doesn’t count.
13. LOL, libtards are sooooo sensitive. They should sack up like us manly studs on the right. P.S. Stop the Ground 0 911 Mosque, it hurts my feewings.