The fRighties are so excited by the thought of giving beej to make the Baby Muhammad cry that even Glenn Beck is making jokes about the 9/11 attacks (via L, G & $):
GUTFELD: But I have a lot of people that are interested in backing me for this [Despite the fact that they’ll have serious and well established competition in the area – ed.]. And I’m telling you, this is the greatest thing ever, because right now, I contacted the Cordoba House. I wrote them. I e-mailed them. They didn’t respond [Shocking! – ed.]. But I tweeted them and they tweeted me back.
BECK: And what did they say?
GUTFELD: They said, “You are free to open whatever you like. If you won’t consider the sensibilities of Muslims, you are not going to build dialogue.”
GUTFELD: Yes. And you know I love to build dialogue.
BECK: Sure. Especially—you do that at Grind Zeros.
As you know, the site of the 9/11 attack in NYC is the second most sacred place in the world to fRighties. (At #1 – Where ever it is they think George Washington received the holy giant weeping eagle from Jesus). But it is only natural that the thought of sex with a living human being is enough to convince Glenn to stop dry-humping the victims’ corpses.
To be semi-serious for a moment†, check out this exchange between champion of gay Muslims Gutfeld and champion of on-air wanking, Beck:
GUTFELD: Or Ji-Hunk. How about Infidelicious? Or Turban Cowboy?
GUTFELD: You like Turban Cowboy?
BECK: My favorite?
BECK: Suspicious Packages.
GUTFELD: Yes. That’s a nice one.
Because when creating a business aimed at gay Muslims, the smart businessman makes sure to remind his customers that they’re all scary, murderous, outsiders, no matter who they love!
*Thank you Ms. Ballion.
†Although I am going to be really rich. If I don’t get arrested.