Match the gibberish to the jackass

Before you play, a little background:

Another child has dared to speak in favor of a Democrat-sponsored bill and the usual rejects are … well, let’s just say there are no surprises here.

Conservative talk show hosts and columnists have ridiculed an 11-year-old Washington state boy’s account of his mother’s death as a “sob story” exploited by the White House and congressional Democrats like a “kiddie shield” to defend their health care legislation.

More non-surprises: The kid has 1,000x more class than the adult dipshits attacking him.

Marcelas Owens, whose mother got sick, lost her job, lost her health insurance and died, said Thursday he’s taking the attacks from Rush Limbaugh , Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin in stride.

“My mother always taught me they can have their own opinion but that doesn’t mean they are right,” Owens, who lives in Seattle , said in an interview.

Now it’s time to play Match the Gibberish to the Jackass!

  1. “That’s the George Soros-funded Obama-approved group fighting for health care,” ________ said. “Since all of the groups are so concerned and involved now, may I ask where were you when Marcelas’ mother was vomiting blood?”
  2. ______ dismissed Marcelas Owens as “one of Obama’s youngest lobbyists” who has been “goaded by a left-wing activist grandmother,” promoted by Murray and has become a regular on the “pro-Obamacare circuit.”
  3. “Now this is unseemly, exploitative, an 11-year-old boy being forced to tell his story all over just to benefit the Democrat Party and Barack Obama.” ______ said. “And, I would say this to Marcelas Owens: ‘Well, your mom would still have died, because Obamacare doesn’t kick in until 2014.'”


The prize? Oh, you get an enduring sense of relief because you’re not one of the miserable schmucks quoted above.

[xp Rumproast]


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