No. No. Not that either. Close, but no.
The correct answer is: Fundamentalist pervs discussing gay sex in great and sweaty detail.
I know it hasn’t started yet, but just wait. In a day or two the camera lights will be glinting off the drool of some wetsuit wearing creep as he gives a two-hour lecture on wee-wees and bungholes.
How these guys know so much about it and why they are so willing to discuss it … well, I know the answer. I just wish someone would ask them. Preferably before they cum all over the studio. Yech.