Mentally unbalanced person hatches new plot to support mascara habit

Attention suckers! Now that you’ve packed away your 100 copies of Going Rouge and purchased all the Tea Bagger bling you’ll ever need, you’re probably wondering if there’s another two-bit huckster out there who’d like to relieve you of your money.  Fear not. America continues to maintain a healthy credulous dimwit/scam artist ratio. Whoo! U.S.A.  [via TPM]:

Taitz also said on her blog this week that she is considering running for state office in California, either for attorney general or secretary of state, so she could sue Obama for his records [Yes, that Taitz. The one with the law school degree she got by sending in 95,682 UPC stickers from her Revlon products -ed].

“We don’t need 50 secretaries of state or 50 Attorney Generals suing Obama. If only one sues and gets discovery, we are done,” she wrote. [For a given value of “done” because a conspiracy theorist will never accept evidence that counters whatever the neighbor’s koi have told him because any evidence that appears to counter the theory MUST BE FALSE -ed.]

She also said she’d need $3,000 to $4,000 to start her campaign, and estimated a run would cost $100,000 in all. Taitz also said she’d need a campaign manager and volunteers. [Next time you think your job sucks, imagine working for this whack-a-loon. -ed.]

So there you go, your latest money pit. She’s got a PayPal button on her blog. Just remember, when you look at the negative balance on your bank account, it’s them damn sozializt demoncrats’ fault!

Have fun!

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