I just l-o-o-o-v-e the Family Values crew, don’t you? They’re all a bunch of exceptions without rules. Here’s Exhibit #7,005,263(L) of the cross-clutching fReichtard’s ability to find they are without sin. Or at least without as much sin as the nasty LIEberuls [via AssPress]:
Sen. John Ensign told The Associated Press on Wednesday that his affair with a friend’s wife was different from former President Bill Clinton’s relationship with a White House intern because he didn’t lie about it under oath.
“I haven’t done anything legally wrong,” the Nevada Republican said.
Would you care to repeat that under oath Senator? Just kidding!
It wouldn’t stop you from lying through your teeth and then explaining that your act of perjury wasn’t as bad as Clinton’s.
(Seriously, don’t let these people near your children or pets.)