Will Work for Food – Part the 3rd

The year was 1612 when Mr. & Mrs. Vlad Dracul gave birth to a bouncing baby vampire. But it soon became evident that he wasn’t like other vampires, because he didn’t like blood. Oh dear me no. He liked to stick his fangs into big piles of money and suck until it was drained of all value.

When he was a young vampire he went to new country called the United States of American and waited until a complete dumbfuck was running the country. All it took was a few seconds of his hypnotic glare and the dumbfuck put him in charge of the U.S. Department of Treasury where he gorged himself until the U.S. dollar was worth less than a bottle cap.

Do I really need to say anything else about this guy? Do I really need to explain why we should all breathe a deep sigh of relief when he’s given the boot? And then we should go check the Treasury to see if he missed a few coins that rolled into the corner.

Even this administration has enough sense to be a little shamed by his past (from his U.S. Department of Treasury bio):

Prior to joining Goldman Sachs, Paulson was a member of the White House Domestic Council, serving as Staff Assistant to the President from 1972 to 1973, and as Staff Assistant to the Assistant Secretary of Defense at the Pentagon from 1970 to 1972.

Gee. Who was in office during that period?

I just hope Obama brings some garlic when it is time to cast him out.

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One response to “Will Work for Food – Part the 3rd

  1. Ah, the results of some gentle prodding…