Soon to be unemployed person: Julie L. Myers, JD.
Current title (but not for long): Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Past Employment (from her Department of Homeland Security bio): “Her previous positions in federal government leadership roles include service as assistant secretary for Export Enforcement at the Department of Commerce, chief of staff for the Criminal Division at the Department of Justice and deputy assistant secretary for Money Laundering and Financial Crimes at the Treasury Department.”
Alleged areas of expertise: Enough law to get a job in bAdmin.
Apparent areas of expertise: Nepotism. Stomping on the huddled masses.
Additional skills: Judging costume parties. Walking before they make her run.
Hobbies: Practicing lipstick application.
Suggestions for new jobs: Something involving heavy boots a rubber hose and unlimited access to Schedule II prescription pads. Helping the Minute Men erect fences. Just keep her away from shoe polish.