Attention citizens seeking elected office

As of Nov 4, 2008, The Karl Rove Fling Shit and Hope Enough Sticks standard has been replaced by the David Axlerod Address the Issues, Display Intelligence, Connect with the People Not Just Your Base, Think Fast, Move Fast, Hit Only Above the Belt but HIT HARD Standard.

I know, I know. Many of you say issues are booooring and it’s too hard to learn all that stuff and you wonder why can’t we keep doing things the old way.

Because shut up. That’s why.

Now, I hope you were taking copious notes during the past election cycle or your asses will be crushed. So stop whining and put on your work out clothes so you can start pole-vaulting practice. You’ve got a really high bar to clear.

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