Well gosh, I didn’t see this coming at all (via the AssPress):
The markets have come to the sobering realization that the Bush administration’s $700 billion rescue plan won’t work quickly to unfreeze the credit markets, and that many banks are still having difficulty gaining access to cash. That’s caused investors to exit stocks and move money into the relative safety of government debt.
Really. I am totally and completely shocked that bAdmin’s plan to save the day isn’t quite the slamdunk, cakewalk shower of flowers and candies they said it would be.
I also believe in unicorns and think Sarah Palin winked at me during the debate last week.