Wall-to-wall win (via the AssPress):
Gov’t officials probed about illicit sex, gifts
Government officials handling billions of dollars in oil royalties partied, had sex with and accepted golf and ski outings from employees of energy companies they were dealing with, federal investigators said Wednesday.
The investigations reveal a “culture of Inspector General Earl E. Devaney, whose office spent more than two years and $5.3 million on the investigation.and promiscuity” by a small group of individuals “wholly lacking in acceptance of or adherence to government ethical standards,” wrote
“Sexual relationships with prohibited sources cannot, by definition, be arms-length,” Devaney said.
Really, from the headline onward there’s nothing I could possibly add to this. Go. Go read the story.