Maybe if you took off those oversized shoes and the big red nose (via The Washington Post):
Soon after accepting the post of CIA director two years ago, Michael V. Hayden set an unusual goal for his scandal-beset agency: virtual invisibility.
“CIA needs to get out of the news as source or subject,” he said in an internal memo to his staff in 2006.
Psst! Hey, Mikey. UR DOING IT WRONG.