Attention Americans who are melanin-enhanced and/or worship Allah. Happy Independence Day!

Psyche (via the AssPress):

The Justice Department is considering letting the FBI investigate Americans without any evidence of wrongdoing, relying instead on a terrorist profile that could single out Muslims, Arabs or other racial and ethnic groups.

So pretty much anyone who isn’t Caucasian (minus those who worship the wrong iteration of God).

Currently, FBI agents need specific reasons — like evidence or allegations that a law probably has been violated — to investigate U.S. citizens and legal residents.

Yeah, like they pay any fucking attention to those guidelines. But you know what? Whatever else you may call requiring a specific reason for domestic snooping, you can call it RESOURCE ALLOCATION. If the Feeb has the man power and the budget to keep tabs on all the people who would qualify for a place on the watch list, I am Jeff Gannon’s favorite bottom.*

Among the factors that could make someone subject of an investigation is travel to regions of the world known for terrorist activity, access to weapons or military training, along with the person’s race or ethnicity.

Nah, he’s clean.

The changes would allow FBI agents to ask open-ended questions about activities of Muslim- or Arab-Americans, or investigate them if their jobs and backgrounds match trends that analysts deem suspect.

So, if your great-grandparents are Syrian, and you go visit your relatives in Syria and you also join the Army, your country will repay your sacrifice by spying on your ass.

If you’re gay they’ll probably take you out back and shoot you.

And you know that problem various intelligence agencies are having? You know, they can’t get enough people who speak languages common to the Middle East? This makes it worse.

And what the flaming pox-infected fuck is a “Muslim-American”? Are there Christian-Americans? I don’t care. Bite me.

Justice spokesman Brian Roehrkasse [Do I need to point out the gagtasticness of calling this dipshit a spokesman for justice? Didn’t think so – ed.] said the guidelines governing when to open a national security investigation are part of a “harmonizing” process that will not give the FBI any more authority than it already has.

Harmonize this you fucking traitor.

I encourage anyone and everyone who falls into one of the suspect categories to fuck with the Feeb’s tiny mind. End your phone calls with a string of gibberish. Dry-wash your hands in public. Start a blog and include the phrase: FUCK THE USAG in every post. And of course, if you should meet anyone who works for the Feeb or the DoJ, be sure to point and laugh.

201 seemingly endless days.

*Karl Rove


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