O noes, Activist Judges!

TalEvangicals whine, people with lives rejoice (via AFP):

“The California Supreme Court today filed an order in the marriage cases, denying requests to stay its decision until after the November 2008 election and denying petitions for rehearing,” the court said in a statement.

The decision would “become final on June 16 at 5:00 pm” (0000 GMT June 17), it added.

Opponents of same-sex marriage had appealed to the court to suspend its historic ruling which de facto legalized gay unions by annuling a discriminatory civil code.

I’m not going to call this a total People Who Mind Their Fucking Business v. TheoFascists victory just yet, but these dipshits really needed this ruling to go their way. Their basic argument boils down to equal marriage rights will cause Satan to leap up and fuck everyone and their dog right in the ass. It would have been to their advantage if they could make this argument before same sex couples started getting married because there is going to be a total absence of Satan boning any carbon-based life form in any orifice between mid-June and November and beyond.*

In addition we’re sort of having a more than usually interesting presidential election this year so they’ll have to spend more money to convince the majority of their fellow Californicators that voting against marriage is the most important issue evar! Here’s hoping they go broke and have to give up their hookers and drugs.

Next up: Fun with ballot initiative wording!

□ Vote Yes if you want to allow evile homosectyewalls to have sex right in the middle of your church while your kids watch and then they’ll eat your unborn womb babies.

□ Vote No if you don’t want to allow evile homosectyewalls to have sex right in the middle of your church …

*That guy at the Halloween party doesn’t count.


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