Free Cuba?

They won’t need this cash then (via The AssPress):

Felipe Sixto was promoted on March 1 as a special assistant to the president for intergovernmental affairs and stepped forward on March 20 to reveal his alleged wrongdoing and to resign, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said on Friday. He said Sixto took that step after learning that his former employer, the Center for a Free Cuba, was prepared to initiate legal action against him.

Here’s how the world works for slobs like you: You apply for a job, any job. No matter how menial the job once you hand over the job application you give the potential employer permission to run a background check, look at your credit history and possibly ask you to piss into a cup.

This is because you didn’t have the good fortune to be dropped on your head as a child or raised by TalEvangicals. If you had, you’d be able to bleat “Ihatekweers!” and “Roevywadesuxors!” for hours on end. Before long you’d be brought before the Chimperor, he’d look into your soul (possibly while you were giving him a hand job), see someone like himself (a brain-dead crook) and give you a job.

The Center for a Free Cuba describes itself as an independent, nonpartisan institution dedicated to promoting human rights and a transition to democracy and the rule of law in Cuba. Frank Calzon, the center’s executive director, said it receives “a couple million dollars” a year from USAID for rent, travel and equipment such as shortwave radios and laptops. He said the center welcomed the investigation and pledged complete cooperation.

Maybe the Castro brothers will make a donation to USAID. Repressive regimes would give someone’s left testicle for this type of propoganda.


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