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		<title>Pig Cooties could land us in FEMA Camps! Also!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Michael Greenberger is concerned]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Concern is in the air [via WTOP]:
&#8220;The powers that are given to governors and often to the chief executives of localities are truly extraordinary,&#8221; says Michael Greenberger, founder and director of the Center for Health and Homeland Security at the University of Maryland. &#8220;They virtually can constitute martial law.&#8221;
OMG! There must be an outbreak of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jscottg.wordpress.com&blog=3102361&post=869&subd=jscottg&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The date is October 31, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jscottg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misguided Self-justification]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bauhaus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chameleons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ministry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Warren Zevon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why aren&#8217;t you listening to this?
Or this.
Also.
And of course.*
*Surgeon General&#8217;s Warning: People who don&#8217;t like The Chameleons are dweeb nuggets.
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		<title>Ohrwurm Attack!</title>
		<link>http://jscottg.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/ohrwurm-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jscottg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A break from the fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lazy Latte Sipping Islahomo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music and other essential things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Earworms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James J. Kellaris]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m at work and I go outside for a smoke. For no reason whatsoever, the chorus to a song I haven&#8217;t heard in 15 years (at least) latched on to my frontal lobes and would not let go.
Why?*
When I die, I&#8217;m going to ask God or Buddha or the FSM or whoever what the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jscottg.wordpress.com&blog=3102361&post=855&subd=jscottg&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Some articles will never be considered for a Pulitzer</title>
		<link>http://jscottg.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/some-articles-will-never-be-considered-for-a-pulitzer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Lazy Latte Sipping Islahomo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bug spray]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaithersburg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prize-winning journalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snakes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is one of them. And it&#8217;s a damn shame (via The Washington Post):
Spray no match for snake
GAITHERSBURG, Streamside Dr., 18300 block, Oct. 7. A homeowner discovered a large black snake in an apartment and sprayed it with bug spray to encourage it to leave. It didn&#8217;t. A Humane Society agent could not find the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jscottg.wordpress.com&blog=3102361&post=851&subd=jscottg&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obaministration initiates Protocols of the Elders of GLBT; Everyone really doomed this time. I mean it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We're from the government]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kathleen Sebelius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LGBT Resource Center]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is not a good week for our insect bothering friends. Obama&#8217;s dastardly plan to make throwing rocks at a gay couple a federal hate crime (which is totally not fair, look you made Tony cry) proceeds apace. At the same time the Department of Health &#38; Human Services is unleashing a plot to send [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jscottg.wordpress.com&blog=3102361&post=843&subd=jscottg&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Congress passes thought crime bill, str8 people doomed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jscottg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lazy Latte Sipping Islahomo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Republicans and other Perverts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The War Against Terror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Prevention Act]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No really, it&#8217;s true!
You might think the The Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Prevention Act only does this (via the AssPress):
Physical attacks on people based on their sexual orientation will join the list of federal hate crimes in a major expansion of the civil rights-era law Congress approved Thursday and sent to President Barack Obama.
Wrong! According [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jscottg.wordpress.com&blog=3102361&post=839&subd=jscottg&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>fReichtard Watch</title>
		<link>http://jscottg.wordpress.com/2009/10/19/freichtard-watch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jscottg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tantrums]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medical marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Obama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Obama administration is poised to stop federal agents from enforcing federal law in states that have passed laws that allow people to grow, sell and use marijuana for medical purposes. 
Should be interesting to watch the usual rejects go from accusing Obama of plotting to take over the country to lambasting Obama for honoring [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jscottg.wordpress.com&blog=3102361&post=835&subd=jscottg&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things that defy my powers of snark</title>
		<link>http://jscottg.wordpress.com/2009/10/15/things-that-defy-my-powers-of-snark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jscottg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This.
A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.
It is my experience that minor [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jscottg.wordpress.com&blog=3102361&post=832&subd=jscottg&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well, I did ask</title>
		<link>http://jscottg.wordpress.com/2009/10/13/well-i-did-ask/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jscottg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adventures in the Intertubes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GOP]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been wondering how the GOP would next attempt to woo African-American voters.
Now I know.
Here&#8217;s hoping they never figure out that we really aren&#8217;t that fucking dumb.
More about the GOP&#8217;s adventures on the Internons at my home-from-home, Rumproast.
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		<title>Kübler-Ross among the WATBs</title>
		<link>http://jscottg.wordpress.com/2009/10/09/kubler-ross-among-the-watbs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Denial. There is no way this thing I don&#8217;t like is happening because things I don&#8217;t like are not allowed to happen, ever!
2. Anger. OMG!! Despite my warm-up bout of kicking and screaming this thing I don&#8217;t like continues to happen!!! Now I&#8217;m really mad!!!!
3. Bargaining. Hey, maybe if I kick and scream and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jscottg.wordpress.com&blog=3102361&post=820&subd=jscottg&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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