More stuff I’m too lazy to drag over from The Roast

Texas Judge Outlaws Male Teachers, Little League Coaches, Troop Leaders …

Ron Paul Reminds the Public: Gibbertarians are Worthless Fuckstains.

In other news, right this very second I am listening to this. Loud. Louder!

Blood Curdling Image from The Irenapocalypso!

Glad that’s over. I took a stroll around 8 this morning and didn’t see any damage of note. My main objective was to see how one of the creeks was doing after 13 hours of rain. Answer: Bloated.

This body of water is usually 60% pebbly sand bars and in many places you can cross without getting your tootsies wet. Today, not so much. I estimate it is about 5′ above its usual level.

So, foolish me, I thought all was calm. However, when the power was restored I found a so-called friend (Hah!) had captured this horrific image and unleashed on the simps foolish enough to give her their email addresses. Look on if you dare…