Life’s Little Perfections

From the recently and tragically defunct Family Circus of Values comes this wee bit o’ perfect titled The Impossible:Yay! Feisty Snarkologist is Still Feisty.

More stuff I’m too lazy to drag over from The Roast

Texas Judge Outlaws Male Teachers, Little League Coaches, Troop Leaders …

Ron Paul Reminds the Public: Gibbertarians are Worthless Fuckstains.

In other news, right this very second I am listening to this. Loud. Louder!

Blood Curdling Image from The Irenapocalypso!

Glad that’s over. I took a stroll around 8 this morning and didn’t see any damage of note. My main objective was to see how one of the creeks was doing after 13 hours of rain. Answer: Bloated.

This body of water is usually 60% pebbly sand bars and in many places you can cross without getting your tootsies wet. Today, not so much. I estimate it is about 5′ above its usual level.

So, foolish me, I thought all was calm. However, when the power was restored I found a so-called friend (Hah!) had captured this horrific image and unleashed on the simps foolish enough to give her their email addresses. Look on if you dare…

Dear WordPress

I already changed my password as per your instructions. Perhaps work a bit of Computer Majik so I don’t get that message every time I log in?

In other news, Qaddafi may be spending a lot more time with his family, soon.

How to make sure the only black people who vote (R) are two guys named Alan

Shorter Sen. Cockburn (R-Whitesheet):

“The President of the United States is just a another confused n!gger who got where he is thanks to Affirmative Action and welfare. Hyuck!”