Shorter Mike pHuckabee [Update]

I swear to the God Mike claims he believes in that this shorter is 100% accurate.

The destructive effect of Equal Marriage Rights is SO POWERFUL, it sent shockwaves back in time and forced parents to neglect their kids even when simply being attracted to someone of the same gender was a crime and/or a mental illness!

Because heaven forbid we blame straight men for ANYTHING.

The good news is, when the “reasonable” bigots start making these post hoc ergo what the fuck arguments, they know they’re completely boned. (And not in a good way.)

The bad news is, it makes the unreasonable bigots act up even crankier.

Time to get a stick. With a nail in it.

Note: This very lazy post was lazily created by grabbing comments I left on a couple of blogs, cleaning them up a bit and slapping them in here. In my defense, emitting time traveling family destructo-rays takes it out of a fellow. [Zappity zap zap!]

UPDATE: Apparently the rainbow destructo-rays also caused formerly honest, hard working financial types to cheat the fuck out of everyone, lie like bastards and crash the economy!

During an appearance in Iowa last November, he congratulated attendees for getting rid of those horrid activist judges who dared to extend civil rights to American citizens:

Huckabee also said many of America’s economic problems can be tied to problems with the family. In what he called “the dad deficit,” Huckabee said roughly $300 billion is spent by the federal government each year to prop up single-parent households whose fathers walked out. He also asserted that many of the personal traits which led to the failure of the banking industry and to the economic downturn are taught at the family level.

Stay tuned next week when Mike will explain how Rainbow Destructo-Rays clogged his toilet and broke a string on his guitar.

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2 responses to “Shorter Mike pHuckabee [Update]

  1. B^4

    The destructive effect of Equal Marriage Rights is SO POWERFUL, it sent shockwaves back in time and forced parents to neglect their kids even when simply being attracted to someone of the same gender was a crime and/or a mental illness!

    It’s the gay version of that creepy Mormon posthumous baptism!

    Hey, you should now out Joseph Smith and Brigham Young.

  2. Note: This very lazy post was lazily created by grabbing comment I left on a couple of blogs cleaning them up a bit and slapping them in here. In my defense, emitting time traveling family destructo-rays takes it out of a fellow. [Zappity zap zap!]

    Don’t let the rubes see behind the curtain!

    I’ll bet Joseph Smith was “compensating” a bit, if you know what I mean.