Why aren’t you listening to this?
Or this.
Also.
And of course.*
Entries from October 2009
October 31, 2009
The date is October 31, 2009
October 29, 2009
Ohrwurm Attack!
So I’m at work and I go outside for a smoke. For no reason whatsoever, the chorus to a song I haven’t heard in 15 years (at least) latched on to my frontal lobes and would not let go.
Why?*
When I die, I’m going to ask God or Buddha or the FSM or whoever what the [...]
October 25, 2009
Some articles will never be considered for a Pulitzer
This is one of them. And it’s a damn shame (via The Washington Post):
Spray no match for snake
GAITHERSBURG, Streamside Dr., 18300 block, Oct. 7. A homeowner discovered a large black snake in an apartment and sprayed it with bug spray to encourage it to leave. It didn’t. A Humane Society agent could not find the [...]
October 22, 2009
Obaministration initiates Protocols of the Elders of GLBT; Everyone really doomed this time. I mean it.
This is not a good week for our insect bothering friends. Obama’s dastardly plan to make throwing rocks at a gay couple a federal hate crime (which is totally not fair, look you made Tony cry) proceeds apace. At the same time the Department of Health & Human Services is unleashing a plot to send [...]
October 22, 2009
Congress passes thought crime bill, str8 people doomed
No really, it’s true!
You might think the The Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Prevention Act only does this (via the AssPress):
Physical attacks on people based on their sexual orientation will join the list of federal hate crimes in a major expansion of the civil rights-era law Congress approved Thursday and sent to President Barack Obama.
Wrong! According [...]
