Affirmative Action – fRightWing Style

Remember when your parents told you that if you studied hard and applied yourself you could achieve anything? Yeah, they were wrong about that too.
Turns out all you had to do was memorize a two simple phrases:
1. Homosectualls are icky!
2. Roe v. Wade is worser than the Holocaust!
Justice Department officials over the last six years [...]

How doth the little busy Dick

Improve each shining hour?
He helps to trash the GOP;
With his evil glower.

Vice President Dick Cheney came to Middle Georgia [Hum a few bars of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" here -ed.] for a couple of hours Monday, raising more than $100,000 for congressional hopeful and retired Warner Robins Air Logistics Center Commander Rick Goddard.
Is [...]