June 15, 2008

History stutters

Once upon a time there was a budding democracy that hatched a scheme to cozy up to the vilest, drunkest sack of shit to ever hold high office in the biggest baddest country in the whole wide world. “Hey there, big fella,” Budding Democracy said. “You sure look hot in that flight suit. We’re going [...]

June 15, 2008

I’m N UR Base, Readin UR Planz

Listen up hippies. Get on your patchouli bedaubed knees and thank the Mighty BushCo for its massive spying program. Without it we’d have unsavoury types sharing nuclear secrets with Teh Axis of Evil.
Ha ha, I fooooled yooo (via The Washington Post):
An international smuggling ring that sold bomb-related parts to Libya, Iran and North Korea also [...]