Today’s fail is brought to you by the letters E.P.A.

BushCo must be feeling the pressure to oblige as many FoCs as possible before it gets run out of town on a rail. (I’ve got my vat of hot tar, do you?) Thus, this “environmentally friendly” move by the E.P.A. (via The Washington Post):
The Bush administration is on the verge of implementing new air quality [...]