[Nelson Muntz] Ha! Ha! [/Nelson Muntz]

FBI [enters and slaps an NSL on the desk]: Give us this information now or the terrists will win!
Librarian [calmly reads it and hands it back]: No.
FBI [bristles]: You’d better respect mah authority or you’ll be sorry and everyone will die and it’ll be really yucky!
Librarian [arching one eyebrow]: No. And keep your voices down [...]

Chimper Tantrum

Oh noes! The Chimperor is brandishing his vetotizing pen in one hand and a paw full of poo in the other (via The Washington Post):
“I will veto the bill that’s moving through the House today if it makes it to my desk, and I urge members on both sides of the aisle to focus on [...]