Jungle Boogie

We’re all looking at you, Dr. Rice (via the AssPress):
At the State Department, one credit-card holder bought $360 worth of women’s lingerie at Seduccion Boutique for use during jungle training by trainees of a drug enforcement program in Ecuador.
You go to war with the army you have, but don’t get caught dead in an out [...]

Protecting the Chimperor’s banana supply (286)

Monkey don’t get banana, monkey get angry. Monkey start another war! Must. Obey. The monkey (via The Washington Post):
This agreement will advance America’s national security interests in a critical region.
And:
The need for this agreement is too urgent, the stakes for our national security are too high to allow this year to end without a vote.
And:
Approving [...]