I’ve got an expensive suit, conservative ties, a firm handshake and a warm smile. Yep, I’m good. Now to get filthy stinking rich without any of that hard work and dedication crap my elders always blabbed about (via the AssPress):
The Federal Reserve announced Friday it will auction an additional $100 billion in April to cash-strapped [...]
March 28, 2008
Announcing the grand opening of the 1st Bank of Jake
March 28, 2008
This time I really mean it
Why does Michael Wynne still have taxpayer funded job? (Via The Washington Post):
Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates has ordered a complete inventory of the nation’s nuclear arsenal and all associated components after the discovery last week that four secret nuclear missile parts had been mistakenly sent to Taiwan, an error that went unnoticed for [...]
March 28, 2008
Free Cuba?
They won’t need this cash then (via The AssPress):
Felipe Sixto was promoted on March 1 as a special assistant to the president for intergovernmental affairs and stepped forward on March 20 to reveal his alleged wrongdoing and to resign, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said on Friday. He said Sixto took that step after learning [...]
March 28, 2008
Naughty NoKo, you’re not being very nice (297)
bAdmin. holds the truths to be self-evident:
1. North Korea is a spoke in the Axis of Evil.
2. No member of the Axis of Evil should be allowed to even think about nukes.
3. Democracy can be spread by writing “Freedom” and a smiley face on bombs and dropping them on non-Democracies while the citizens rejoice.
So it should [...]
